realestmatt:

that-coolblue:

Made this earlier yesterday after reading some of realestmatt's posts.

HEY PAIZANNOS!

panic-at-the-bilbo:

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

zigwardscissorhands:

Captain this is highly illogical

vinebox:

porn be like

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

m0od:

kisa-me:

i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight

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docmario:

"whos fucking child is this"

kestrelsansjesses:

I’m sorry, Scotland. 

kestrelsansjesses:

I’m sorry, Scotland. 

You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.
Anonymous

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

mayadile:

goddamnitriot:

polararts:

N̡͇͍̦̹̠͎͓̟͎͓̮͉͓ͬͪ̈́ͮͩ̉ͪ̔́͒ͩͅo̸̖̖̮̪̖̤̎͂͒̎̕͜͢ͅt͉̰̭̼̠̰̭̯͉̪ͮͦ͒̃̽ͤ͗ͬ̆̇̎̄̚̚̕͠ĭ͕̼̲̻̩̖̩̤̩͖̄͗ͩ̽ͭ̐̋̏͑̇ͦ͋̕͟ͅc̯̦̝̼̟͈̠͙͓͉͖̼̞̻̺͕͒ͫ̆̋̈͛̑̽̏̅͐͗͘͢͟͠͡ȇ͌ͯ͆̌̋ͧ̌ͯ̓͋͑̍̕҉͚̖̟͉̭̗̳̘͙̰̺̜̹̪͕ ̧̝̫̙̙̯͓͕̟͕͑̔̌ͭ̑̒̔̃ͨ͗̊̈́́͡m̶̧̪̟̭̙̜̱͚ͤ͑̓̃́̕͟ȩ̢̭̗̳̱̜̭͔̰̻͎̤͈̥̞̺̟̿̿̈́ͨ̎̐́͝͠ͅ,̴̴̤͎̻̗͔͔̭̭̹̞̮̰͔̩͑̇̍̾̃̄̑̌ͨ́͊̐̅͒̀̚̚̕͡ ͖͈̩̻̣̙̬̑̾͗̅͛̀͜͞ͅs̸̛̲̗̥͓̘̤̪̭̞͙͓̻̪͇̩̜ͬ̉̎̓̉͂̉ͧ̅̾͌ͮ̌͂̌ͯ̐̈̚͘͟e̛̖̖̹̪̲̣̦̰̺̫͖͖͈͉͙͕ͬ̌̆̊̉̉̓̎̄̚͜͟n͊̆ͭ̂ͯͤ̅ͫ̒͌͂̔͌̏̿̀̚̚҉̴̧͖̲̳̜̼͇͢͠p̵̝̬̼̞̋́ͥ͊ͦ̾͜͡ǎ͈̟̠͙̳̍͗́̚̕͢͢ị̡̩̯̯̹̬̠̗̫̠̈́̌̆̍̿̏̕ͅ

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I read it in their voice and giggled